Monday, May 10, 2010

Things I Never Had To Worry About Before Moving to LA

1. Black Widows (the spider)
2. Earthquakes
3. Raging fires
4. Flash floods
5. Raccoon warriors fighting it out on top of the roof
6. Attacking squirrels
7. Packs of coyotes
8. Hellish parking in strip malls
9. Skunks who spray constantly
10. Cars that drive sideways
11. Sig alerts
12. Reverse 911 calls
13. Coughing like a TB victim due to dust
14. Having to read signs in Spanish and/or Chinese and/or Korean

1 comment:

Cafe Observer said...

This is the Wild West after all.

Pt 2: "Things I Never Have To Worry About After Moving to L.A."